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JESSICA & JUSTIN TO WED THIS WEEK!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are about to finally make it legal. Sources say:  the couple, who’ve been dating for five years and got engaged ten months ago, is planning to marry in Southern Italy sometime this week. Celebrations reportedly kicked off Tuesday, and the couple’s teams are taking “extra precautions” to keep the wedding location a secret.

Other big story today is Lance Armstrong - Lance Armstrong lost SIX jobs yesterday.  Five endorsers dropped him, including Nike, and he was forced out as chairman of the Livestrong foundation.  Nike said Lance misled them for more than a decade. 

Last week, the U-S Anti-Doping Agency released a report of Armstrong’s use of performance-enhancing drugs. Although Armstrong still denies the allegations, he is banned from cycling for life.

He'll still serve as a board member.  Read more here. 

SCHWARZENEGGER’S BOOK TANKS!

Well, apparently not many people wanted to read about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s life story and infidelities. Despite tons of promotion, including appearances on 60 Minutes and The Daily Show, the actor’s memoir Total Recall, only sold 21,000 copies in its first week.

DEREK JETER WILL HAVE SURGERY SATURDAY – WHO WANTS TO HELP TAKE CARE OF HIM?  READ MORE

DISNEY SURPRISE IN 2013

Disney on Wednesday announced a new program for 2013 in which guests will encounter surprise weekly themes at Disney parks in Florida and California.  The new program, called "Limited Time Magic," was was described as "52 weeks of magical experiences big and small that appear, then disappear as the next special surprise debuts."  For example, a weeklong Valentine's Day celebration might include pink lighting on Disney castles, surprise meet-and-greets with Disney characters and candlelit dinners for lovebirds.  READ MORE

UMA THURMAN may have just won the award for Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Name EVER.    ROSALIND ARUSHA ARKADINA ALTALUNE FLORENCE THURMAN-BUSSON.  They call her Luna for short.  Uma's rep says, quote, "Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father."

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KUTCHER OUSTS SHEEN AS HIGHEST PAID MAN ON TV!

Ashton Kutcher, is the Highest Paid Man on TV.  Forbes list is out and Kutcher tops it, with earnings of $24 million between May 2011 and May 2012.  Charlie Sheen, who earned the top spot last year with $40 mil, didn’t even make this year’s list. Second behind Kutcher was former House star Hugh Laurie and Men of a Certain Age’s Ray Romano, who both made $18 mil. Tying for fourth is 30 Rock’s Alec Baldwin and NCIS’s Marc Harmon, who both made $15 mil.

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Men's Health"magazine has published a list of the 100 Fittest Men of All Time.  Olympic stud MICHAEL PHELPS tops it.  He's followed, in this order, by Bruce Lee, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jack LaLanne and Herschel Walker.

 SLEEP LESS, GAIN WEIGHT? A new study shows that just a few nights of bad sleep is enough to throw the body’s metabolism into complete disarray. They say 8 – 9 hours is the best!

Is lack of sleep to blame for weight gain? According to a recent medical study published in the Annals of Internal Medicine—it might be. The study shows that just a few nights of bad sleep is enough to throw the body’s metabolism into complete disarray. Apparently, getting four hours of sleep a night for four nights made healthy people’s bodies resistant to insulin – a condition that is a common precursor to weight gain, diabetes and even more serious health problems, like heart disease, stroke and premature death. So, pull your blinds, turn on your sound machine and catch at least eight to nine hours—your health might be determined by a good night’s rest!

Thursday TV Reminders

--"American League Championship Series" [Game 4] . . . 4:00 to 7:30 P.M. Eastern on TBS.  The Detroit Tigers host the New York Yankees.  Detroit leads the series 3-0 going into tonight's game, which was delayed because of rain.

--"National League Championship Series" [Game 4] . . . 8:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on Fox.  The St. Louis Cardinals host the San Francisco Giants.  Game 3 was briefly interrupted by rain in the seventh inning, but the Cardinals won it when the game resumed.  They now lead the series, 2-1 going into tonight's game.

--"Thursday Night Football" . . . 8:20 to 11:20 P.M. Eastern on NFL Network.  The San Francisco 49ers host the Seattle Seahawks at Candlestick Park.

 --"30 Rock" . . . 8:00 to 8:30 P.M. on NBC.  Olympian swimmer Ryan Lochte makes a cameo appearance.

--"Live From Daryl's House" . . . 8:00 to 9:00 P.M. on Palladia.  Daryl Hall, Allen Stone, and Sharon Jones perform Hall and Oates' "Everytime You Go Away".

 --"Two and a Half Men" . . . 8:30 to 9:00 P.M. on CBS.  Miley Cyrus guest stars.

--"The Office" . . . 9:00 to 9:30 P.M. on NBC.  When the building they are working in is deemed to be unsafe, the staff takes to the road in a rented bus.

--"Grey's Anatomy" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ABC.  Jackson and April are placed in a stressful situation when they are obligated to work with each other.

--"The Will: Family Secrets Revealed" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on ID.  The estate of Tammy Wynette is profiled.

--"Project Runway [10th Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:30 P.M. on Lifetime.  Jennifer Hudson guest judges.